My Ideal Client

I am often asked how I would describe my ideal client. I have listed below what I look for in a client.

1) I want to meet a client who understands that in order for me to give the level of service I desire, I need to know they are who they say they are and not hiding behind a fake name or job title. Screening is just one of those things that we do in 2006. Maybe 50 years ago you could trust everyone, but today, that is not the case.

2) I like to meet clients who appreciate what I have to offer. Lets be real, sure you are paying several hundred dollars for my company, but I am sharing my life, my hopes and my dreams with you. So I look for a client that above and beyond the money paid, they appreciate all I do to make sure they enjoy their time with me.

3) I like a client who respects my time. I only see clients on the clock and this means that once your appointment is over, if you stay, I am seeing you off the clock. I will respect your time, please respect mine.

4) Hygiene is a very important matter. I would think most clients understand that, but if you are new to the " hobby", please keep in mind that I have a shower for your use in case you came to see me straight from work or the gym.

5) Being prompt to our appointment. Again, I will always do my best to be on time to our appointment, please respect my time and do the same.

6) Please don't ask for a discount or try to negotiate my rates. I feel my rates are fair and reflect my services. If you don't want to pay my rates, please look for another provider in your price range.

7) No smoking or drinking. I do not allow smoking at my studio. If you are a smoker, please don't be offended, but I think it would be best to seek out another provider, I don't handle the smell of smoke very well.

8) If you are looking for a provider who is rated on TER or TBD, you have the wrong lady. I do not like reviews and if you are the kind of guy who needs someone else to tell you who to see or what to buy, then I am sure you are not my ideal client.

9) Please don't e mail or call asking where I am located or other questions that will make me uncomfortable. If you ask illegal questions, I will have no choice but to think you have a hidden agenda and will not meet you.

10) Most important, if you can't afford to see me, then please enjoy my web site and blog, but don't tease me and don't spend money on a provider that you need to pay your bills. I remind my clients, only see me if you can afford it, don't spend money on an escort that is intended to pay your families expenses.