Glossary of terms

AMP ... Asian Massage Parlor

Around the world ... Anilingus and Fellatio.

Asian ... Anilingus.

Asian Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over

the man on her feet, not on her knees.

ASP ... Adult Service Provider.

ATM ... Ass to mouth.

ATF ... All Time Favorite.

Aunt Flo ... Menstruation, period, red tide.

B&S ...Bait & switch.
Bait & switch ... Ads, pictures that describe someone else.

Bareback ... Without a condom.
BBBJ ... Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC ... Bareback Blow Job To Completion.

BBW ... Big Beautiful Woman.

BDSM... Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

BFE ... Boyfriend Experience.

Blackhole ... Anus.

BLS ... Ball licking and sucking.

Blue Pill ... Viagra.

Blue Steel ... Viagra.

Brown Eye... Anus.
Brown Shower ... Defecation on your partner.

BS ... Body slide.

Cash and Dash ... A rip-off.

CBJ ... Covered Blow Job.

CD ...Cross-dresser.

CFS ... Covered Full Service

CG ... Cowgirl.

CIM ... Cum in mouth.

Clockwatcher ... A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.

CMT ... Certified Massage Therapist.

Commercial Company ... Prostitution, normally a truckers term.

Completion ... Orgasm.

Cover ... A condom.

Covered ... Use of condoms or dental dams.

Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top.

Cups of coffee ... Orgasms.

DATO ... Dining At The O, rim job.

DATY ...Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.

DDE ... Doesn't do extras.

DDG ... Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Deep throat ... BJ where the penis is "swallowed".

DFK ... Deep French Kissing.

Doubles ... 3 some.

DP ... Double Penetration.

DT .. Deep throat.

Ellie ... LE.

EOM ... End of Message.

Facial .. Man ejaculates on woman's face.

FBSM ... Full Body Sensual Massage.

FJ ... Foot job.
Flake, Flaky ... Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.

FOTC ... Fuck of the century.

French .. Oral sex.

FS ... Full Service.

GFE ... Girl Friend Experience.

Golden Shower ... Urinating on your partner.

Greek ... Anal Sex.

GS ... Golden Shower.

Half and half ... BJ followed by FS

HJ ...Hand Job.

HM ... High mileage.

HME ... Honeymoon experience.

HR ... Hand Release.

Hostess Club ... A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

Incall ... You go to her place.

Interpreter ... Condom

ISO ... In search of

Italian ... Penis between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack ... Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS

John ... A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Kama Sutra ... Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
LE ... Law Enforcement.

LFK ... Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)

Little blue pill ... Viagra

LMP ... Licensed Massage Practitioner
LMT ... Licensed Massage Therapist

LOL ... Laugh Out Loud

Lot Lizard ... A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).

Madame ... Proprietress of an agency.

Mediterranean ... Anal sex.

Merkin ... Pubic hair wig.

MG ... Massage Girl

MILF ... Mom I'd like to fuck.

Mish ... Missionary position.

Missionary ... Man on top during intercourse

MMF, MFM, MFF ...Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female

MFF = male, female, female.

MP ... Massage Parlor or Multiple positions

MPA ... Massage Parlor Attendant

MPCFS ... Multiple positions covered full service

MPOS ... Multiple positions oral sex.

MSOG ... Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1

orgasm during the session

Multiple Pops ... More than 1 orgasm during the session.

Newbie ...A novice hobbyist or novice provider.

No-Show ... Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NQBC ... Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.

NQBS ... Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.

NQNS ... Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.

Out, Outed ...Private, personal info is made public.

Outcall ... She comes to your place

Pearl Necklace ... Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest

Pimp ... A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.

PSE ... Porn Star Experience

PV ... Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat ... Condom

Reverse Cowgirl ... woman rides on top, facing away

Rimming, Rimjob ... Anilingus

ROFLMAO ... Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

Russian ... Penis between her breasts.

San Juan Capistrano ... BBBJTC and she swallows.

Scat ... Defecation on your partner or feces play.

Screening ... A provider or agency does a pre-session background check

on a new client.

Shemale ... Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but

hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.

Shill ... A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange

for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.

Shots on goal ... Allows more than one orgasm per session.

Snowball ... Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via

kissing to the ejaculator.

SO ... Significant Other.

SOG ... Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm.

SOMF ... Sat on my face.

SP ... Service Provider, prostitute.

Spanish (Australian) ... Penis between her breasts, Russian.

Spanish (USA) ... Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes

directly into her mouth.

Spinner ... A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit

'n' Spin"

Squirting, Squirter ... Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates

SRS ... Sexual reassignment surgery

STD ... Sexually transmitted disease.

Sting ... A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend

unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to

apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.

Street action ... Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.

Stroll ... A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street

action.

Summer teeth ... Her teeth, some are there, some are not.

Sunshine, sunny ... Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)

SW ... 1. Street walker. 2. Sex Worker

Sybian ... A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of

half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

Teabag, Teabagging ...Man squats and dips his testicles into partners

mouth.

TER ... The Erotic Review, the best review board IMO

TG ...Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.

Tipping required ...Hidden charges, provider demands more than the

advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various

services.

TOFTT ...Took one for the team, A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no

(or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very

poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the

team) from making the same mistake.

Toss the salad ...Anilingus, Tongue in the anus

Translation, translator ... Using a condom

Trolling ...1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2.

Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others

TS ...Transsexual

TUMA ...Tongue up my ass.

TV... Transvestite

Uncovered... Without a condom.

UTFMBDA ... Use The Find Message Button DumbAss.

VD... Venereal disease

WAH... Wild Ass Humping

Water Sports... Urination play.

YMMV... Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes

differ

69... Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.